Stuck In A Slasher Flick? 8 Promo Products To Help You Survive
If you’re running for your life and you trip, your car doesn’t start and there’s absolutely no service, you’re probably in a horror movie – starring you. Can you survive the night?
Some do’s and don’ts to how to survive a horror movie are no-brainers. For example, never move into an old haunted house or bring home a creepy doll. Also, skip the party. There’s a full moon, and you get invited to a party. Should you go? Absolutely not. You’ve seen Scream (1996) or even Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022). Avoid all dances, too. Think Carrie (1976). Enjoy a night in and lock all the doors and windows.
But true slasher movie fans know the clichés – and that the simplest things can go wrong. That’s where promo comes in. While a weapon may be hard to come by, everyday products can really save you in real-life emergency situations. Here are five tips to surviving a horror movie with a little help from promo products.
Chelsea Throw Blanket
If you’re going to stay in for the night, why not get comfortable? This Chelsea throw blanket adds instant luxury and comfort to any room. The classic throw is made from soft premium knitted yarn and has a silky finish. It’s perfect for curling up with a good book or movie (scary or otherwise).
Charcuterie Board
Keep your snacks close with this charcuterie board. This board includes a block of your choice of natural or shelf stable cheese with a bevy of delicious treats to satisfy at any snack time. It all comes packed with a bamboo cutting board that’s fire branded with your client’s logo.
Four-Piece Spa Kit
Another horror movie rule: When you’re getting ready for bed, don’t jump in the shower. If you’ve seen Psycho (1960) or The Invisible Man (2020), you know a serial killer could be sneaking up on you. Take a bath instead. This four-piece spa kit includes a pumice stone, wood nail brush, sisal sponge and loofah in a wooden box.
Bath Bomb Set
This Good Vibes bath bomb set includes three bath bombs: Good Karma (musk), Tie Dye (patchouli) and Groovy (sandalwood). They are packaged in a kraft paper box tied with a black fabric ribbon with white stitched edging. This kit is a fun gift for employees, customers and holidays.
Sunrise Bedside Alarm Clock
You’re lying in bed, and you hear a strange noise – a floorboard creaks or a door slams shut. Or worse, someone whispers your name in the dead of night like in Nightmare On Elm Street (1984). Could it be Freddy or Michael Myers? Don’t investigate. Turn some music on and go to sleep.
Sleep restfully and wake up energized with a sunrise bedside alarm clock. Wake up naturally with simulated sunrise. Enjoy soothing, nature and white noise sounds designed to help the mind and body relax. A specially designed sound program reduces volume as you fall asleep. Recipients can stream music wirelessly through Bluetooth and charge their devices through the USB port.
Roadway Handy Multi Tool
You make it to your car with the psycho killer on your heels. But of course, your car doesn’t start. Do you get out and fix it or make a run for it?
This roadway handy multi tool is perfect for any roadside emergency. Store this multi-tool in your glove compartment to keep on hand. It’s not a chainsaw, but it includes a knife blade, bottle opener, scissors, standard screwdriver, Phillips screwdriver with wrench, built-in emergency seat belt cutter and window breaker. There’s a steady on and blinking LED light with red light ring. The light zooms in and out to control the size of the beam.
High-Capacity Power Bank
This jump starter high-capacity power bank features a powerful battery capable of boosting car, motorcycle or other recreational vehicle engines. The dual USB ports can be used simultaneously to charge devices for a reboot. It’s equipped with a light for roadside emergencies. The kit includes jumper cable clamps, micro-USB cable, AC adapter, car adapter and user manual, all conveniently housed in a sleek black case. Spend four to five hours charging before leaving home.
High-Capacity Power Bank
You’ve decided to make a run for it. You’re running through the dark woods using your phone’s flashlight. But this was a fatal flaw. The light is draining your battery. Luckily, you brought your power bank. Congrats! You are now the final girl (more on this trope) who made it to the sequel.
This 5-in-1 wireless power bank is a life saver. It can charge multiple devices at one time with ample power left over. It can also wirelessly power devices on top of the power bank.
In 2020, the horror genre made history, bringing in the largest share of the box office, and slasher movies have only become more popular. Paramount’s Smile had 2022’s most successful second weekend, cashing in on word of mouth and a unique viral campaign. Creative marketing strategies like pop-up “Smilers,” or actors randomly smiling in the background of live broadcasts, creeped out fans while sparking interest.
Seeking out terror-inducing films seems nonsensical, but it can be soothing. In 2020, anxiety rose sharply among Americans, according to the American Psychiatric Association. They worried about keeping their families safe (80%), COVID-19 (75%), gun violence (73%) and the presidential election (72%). As anxiety grew, so did the popularity of horror movies.
Ironically, some anxious people use scary movies to deal with their anxiety. For those who suffer from anxiety, horror offers an outlet and a sense of control. Lack of control is a trigger for anxiety, but when you’re watching a horror movie, you’re in control: You can adjust the volume or turn on the lights.
Horror movies also offer a way for us to learn. Seeing our fears facing us on the screen teaches us how to survive, whether it’s the zombie apocalypse, paranormal activity or just your average Tuesday.
One thing’s for sure: We can’t survive without promo. Contact your distributor partner to learn more about these products and others to help build your brand.